The Arrogant Worms The Mountie Song Lyrics:
When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be cop in
a province town or county I thought it would be
great if someday I could only ever be a mountie I
wanted to beat up crooks and make arrests because
that's part of the profession But now I sit on my
horse and tell American tourists the Parliament's
in session I really don't look good in red and my
stupid hat flies off my head in every parade I'm
young and strong and have no fear but now I'm
spending my career in motorcades

I wanna enforce the law, I wanna wear normal
clothes I don't wanna have to smile for diplomats'
home videos I good at working real hard, I should
have joined the coast guard Oh no, the RCMP Is not
the life for me

I used to think that a mountie had to be honest,
loyal, humble, strong and thrifty But even though
we don't break ranks, we get no thanks, they took
us off the fifty (dollar bill) On Sussex Drive in
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hallowed halls we act like guards in shopping
malls, it's such a pain Like someone's plotting
the assassination of the Minister of Sports and
Recreation, oh that's insane Sometimes I just want
to puke on Sergeant Preston of the Yukon, Dudley
Do-Right's such a jerk (Damn you, Snidely) And
though he tries with all his heart, my horse
couldn't catch a shopping cart, some days I hate
to go to work

I wanna enforce the law, I wanna wear normal
clothes I don't wanna have to smile for diplomats'
home videos I good at working real hard, I should
have joined the coast guard Oh no, the RCMP Is not
the life for me

I wanna enforce the law, I wanna wear normal
clothes I don't wanna have to smile for diplomats'
home videos I good at working real hard, I should
have joined the coast guard Oh no, the RCMP Is not
the life for me

Oh, no, it's not the life for me Oh, no, it's not
the life for me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me,
m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me,
m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me
Lyrics: The Mountie Song, The Arrogant Worms [end]