The Damned Burlgar Lyrics:
b-side of Smash It Up 7"
(Chiswick/Big Beat Records 1979)

(Vanian/Scabies/Sensible/Ward)
Here we go now!

I'm a villan I'm a rogue
I'll nick your wallet or garden gnome
I'm a burglar I'm a cad
An open window I'm in your home

I'll have your tools or kiddies toys
And I'm not safe - a joy of joys
I'll be the gasman or a toad
I'll have your telly or garden hose

While I'm scoping in the dark
I'll strap your dog so he won't bark
I won't disturb your only dreams
But if you wake up there's no screams

I'll nick anything removable
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From the QE2 to the toilet paper in
the houses of parliment
I'll even have the milk off your doorstep
Or the skin off a baby seals back

'cause I'm a real villan (played backwards)

I'll steal the paper or the milk
Or warn your neighbours or the bill
I'm a stealer I'm a crook
Read about me in Mich's book

Burglary is a life for me
Burglary is a life for me
People say that crime don't pay
I drink champagne every day

And the good lord said 'thou shall not steal'
There is only one path and that is
the straight and narrow
It's a bit too bleeding straight and a
bit too narrow for my liking

Ok gov It's a fair cop
Throw on the bracelets
Chink chink oh god I'm nicked

I sentence you to six months...
Take him away
Lyrics: Burlgar, The Damned [end]