The Three Haircuts You Are So Rare Lyrics:
[Sid Caesar, spoken:]
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen here we are,
the Three Haircuts. Brother Pete Haircut.

[Carl Reiner, spoken:]
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.

[Caesar, spoken:]
Brother Al Haircut.

[Howie Morris, spoken:]
Hi, cool man.

[Caesar, spoken:]
And I'm Mike Haircut.

[Reiner & Morris speaking over each other:]
Hi, hi, hi./Hi, cool.

[Caesar, spoken:]
Alright, easy boys, easy, easy, easy, easy. We'll get 'em.
We'll get 'em. Easy, easy boys. Ladies and gentlemen, here's
a little song, ah, our latest disc that we just recorded last
night at a party just for laughs. It's already gone over the
7 million mark and it hasn't even been released yet.
Here it is, "You Are So Rare." Hit it boys!

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[The Three Haircuts:]

You are so rare to me.
So very rare to me.
So if I'm rare to you,
Won't you be rare?

You are so rare to me.
So very rare to me.
So if I'm rare to you,
Won't you be rare?

[An interlude of music with Caesar stuttering and
speaking the following lines very slowly and weirdly:]

You, you are so rare, rare.
So very rare.
If you, if you are so rare,
Then, then, then I'm, I'm ashamed of you.

[The Three Haircuts:]
You are so rare to me.
So very rare to me.
So if I'm rare to you,
Won't you be rare?

'Cause honey, honey, honey, honey,
Won'tcha, won'tcha, won'tcha, won'tcha,
Be-be, be-be, be-be, be-be,
Rare to me?

[All make ooo-ing sound at the same time.]

[Reiner, speaking:]
Honey you're so rare. Ung!
Lyrics: You Are So Rare, The Three Haircuts [end]