Ladies and gentlemen
Yes, my fine gentlemen friends
Okay, we're gonna turn to the chapter in Eyenetics called 'Left Pimping'
Everybody turn to Left Pimping
Now as you can see
It's located in a region near your man called 'Untitled Space'

I'm T-boz, I got it like that
Left Eye's dope, she's got it like that
Chilli's fly, she's got it like that
TLC and that's where it's at

I'm T-boz, I got it like that
Left Eye's dope, she's got it like that
Chilli's fly, she's got it like that
TLC and that's where it's at

Met 'em at park at Summer Jams
Tim's untied with saggy pants
Not the kind of guy I would give a chance
But he was kinda packin' under circumstance
Six foot three, sexy as can be
I saw him through the crowd comin' up to me
He said, "Aren't you that Shorty from TLC?"
He told me 'bout the things he would do to me

So come on over
Let me check you out
See just what you're talkin' 'bout
So come on over
Boy you turn me on
Talkin' that stuff on the telephone
So come on over
You got me so enthused
I can't wait to get next to you
So come on over
Don't let it take too long
I'm ready to put it on

You need some ginseng
For your ping ping
So we can do it
Oops

First he came and then he went
Right to sleep on me
I could not believe
Wakin' up and givin' what I need
Yeah yeah
First he came and then he went
Right to sleep so fast
Did he have it up his sleeve
To pull a quickie on me?
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no
Yeah yeah

He called me up to apologize
Said he owed me one and tonight's the night
Didn't know if he should get another chance
But he was kinda packin' under circumstance
He didn't know that I peeped him out
Picked up on what a quickie is all about
So went to dinner back to the crib
So I could switch it up and show him how it is

So come on over
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See just what you're talkin' 'bout
So come on over
Boy you turn me on
Talkin' that stuff on the telephone
So come on over
You got me so enthused
I can't wait to get next to you
So come on over
Don't let it take too long
I'm ready to put it on

Oh wait, hold up, hold up, hold up
Is your name Houdickie?
'Cuz I heard you pulled a quickie

First he came and then he went
Right to sleep on me
I could not believe
Wakin' up and givin' what I need
Yeah yeah
First he came and then he went
Right to sleep so fast
Did he have it up his sleeve
To pull a quickie on me?
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no
Yeah yeah

Now as we bring this class to a close
There is one last thing that we must review everybody
Alright, it's called "The Left Pimp Dance"
Now what you're gonna do is
You're gonna put your left foot in front, lean to the left and dip

Just like sweet rivers, I got a taste for flow
My ears and neck shivers with this icy snow
Head soulfully quiver 'cuz the rhythm knows
How to correlate with next to vertebrate's blow?
I murder day's though meanin' I kill time
You heard of Mayo, well my cars do real fine
Miracle whip this lyrical chick on some spiritual shit
This will be a perennial trip, damn
I'm that imperial bitch, uhh

First he came and then he went
Right to sleep on me
I could not believe
Wakin' up and givin' what I need
Yeah yeah
First he came and then he went
Right to sleep so fast
Did he have it up his sleeve
To pull a quickie on me?
He pulled a quickie on me

I'm T-boz, I got it like that
Left Eye's dope, she's got it like that
Chilli's fly, she's got it like that
TLC and that's where it's at

No no no
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no
Yeah yeah
And I'm not doin' it with him anymore