Tom Mabe Lyrics
I Hate Every Bone in Her Body, But Mine

[Spoken over intro music:]
A little original song I wrote called,
"I Hate Every Bone in Her Body, But Mine."

[Sung:]
I love her more than life. Mmm-mm.
I love her so much I asked her to be my wife.
We traded vows, got His & Hers bath towels.
Now everything I owned she owns now.

And I hate ((every bone in her body, but mine.))
((I'm getting over her, one leg at a time.))
I hope she ((takes a bunch of pills and dies.))
I hate ((every bone in her body, but mine.))
Mmmm.

She was a bitch. A bitch with a gift.
She had a heart-shaped ass and perfect tits.
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She made it hard, (I did like it...)
(So hard,) so hard to resist.
There's only one thing I really miss.

I hate ((every bone in her body, but mine.))
((I'm getting over her, one leg at a time.))
I hope ((she takes a bunch of pills and dies.))
I hate ((every bone in her body, but mine.))

E-yeah, O.K.

[Instrumental break.]

I hate ((every bone in her body, but mine.))
((I'm getting over her, one leg at a time.))
I hope she ((takes a bunch of pills and dies.))
I hate ((every bone in her body, but mine.))

I hate ((every bone in her body, but mine.))

[Spoken:]
We'd like to thank y'all for comin' out to the V.F.W. post.
We're gonna take a pause for the cause.
Don't forget to tip the bartender and your waitress.