Mirror mirror what am I this mornin' (big dummy)
What do you call a guy that ain't got no learnin'
(big dummy) I spent every dime that I made last
week and there ain't even lipstick on my cheek
What's another way to say overlay meek (big dummy)
I could've kissed her a dozen times last night
(big dummy) A pretty little buddy and I wouldn't
hold it tight I ran out of gas in my old clunk and
I ran I gotta spare it outta my trunk Sometimes I
think I oughta be a monk (big dummy) guitar
It wadn't very late but I thought I better take
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quiver in my chin She let's sit in a parlor awhile
she gave me a wink and a great big smile I said I
better go gotta drive ten miles (big dummy) I got
up my nerve next week from big brother Luke (now
you're talkin' hahaha) He told me high steppin'
girls don't like the spook (haha haha) But she
told me she didn't want me around said you go jump
in the river and drown She's goin' out with that
naughty Bill Brown (big dummy now you're a big
dummy)