Some say the end is near. near
Some say we'll see armageddon soon. soon
I certainly hope we will. will
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless
fucking hole we call LA L.A.
The only way to fix it isenter added
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flush it all away. away
Any fucking time. Any time, any fucking day. day
Learn to swim, I'll see you
down in Arizona bay. Bay

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car. car

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless
fucking hole we call LA L.A.
The only way to fix it isenter added
toenter deleted
flush it all away. away
Any fucking time. Any time, any fucking day. day
Learn to swim, I'll see you
down in Arizona bay. Bay

Some say a comet will fall from the sky. sky
Followed by meteor
showers and tidal waves. waves
Followed by faultlinesenter added
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cannot sit still. still
Followed by millions of
dumbfounded dipshits. dipshits

Some say the end is near. near
Some say we'll see armageddon soon. soon
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this
SillyStupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit... shit

One great big festering neon distraction, distraction
I've a suggestion to keep
you all occupied. occupied

Learn to swim. swim

Mom's gonna fix it all soon. soon
Mom's comin' round to putenter added
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back the way it oughtenter added
to be. be

Learn to swim. swim

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones. clones
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes. wannabes

Learn to swim. swim

Fuck retro anything. anything
Fuck your tattoos. tattoos
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory. memory

Learn to swim. swim

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas. agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional, dysfunctional
Insecure actresses. actresses

Learn to swim. swim

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way. way
I wanna watch it all go down. down
Mom please flush it all away. away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away. away

Time to bring it down again. again
Don't just call me pessimist. pessimist
Try and read between the lines. lines

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend. friend

I wanna see it all come down. down
suckBring it down. down
flushSuck it down. down
Flush it down