Get out of bed and stand on the floor
Its cold
Wiping the sleep from my eyes, I stub my toe
Taking a piss, I get a chill
I brush my teeth and shave my head
I am the one they call Boobie the clown
Driving to school, my windows are down
My car, it has four doors
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/RVkC ]Mine it opens from the outside
Its green with lines of gold
Some say it looks like puke
But I like it anyway
I am the one they call Boobie the clown
Walking down the hall, I hear my shoe
It clicks, theres a tack in it
I see her staring at me, I call her my girlfriend
She says "In your dreams"
I think she likes me, she likes me
I am the one they call Boobie the clown