My baby loves Sudoku.
It’s all she wants to do.
Sudoku makes her so happy,
Sudoku’s making me blue.
She just can’t be distracted.
How can I hope to compete?
Numbers are so attractive,
Sudoku swept her off her feet.

She used to do the crossword.
She’d even speak to me sometimes.
And when clues referred to baseball,
She would stop and pick my mind.
Now when I offer my services,
She says, “I’d rather do it by myself.”
I sit alone and neglected,
I’m getting dusty on the shelf.

My baby loves Sudoku
She says it sharpens her mind.
Sudoku keeps her so happy,
Now she’s happy all of the time.
She just can’t be distracted.
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Numbers are so attractive,
Sudoku swept her off her feet.

I gave Sudoku to my mother
And it stole away her brain.
She stopped cooking and quit housework,
And all her friends say that she’s changed.
My father says he hates Sudukis.
And he tells me I’m the one to blame.
He cut me right out of the will
Because his life’s gone down the drain.

My baby loves Sudoku.
What does that mean in Japanese?
I looked it up on the Internet
And I still don’t know what it means.
Something about a single number
And a bunch of words I can’t pronounce.
I let a simple number puzzle
Run me right out of my house.

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