my balls they itch, and i'm too fat to scratch
aw man, ain't life a bitch, with a fat moustache
tickles my scrotum, but it won't make me cum
no, it won't make me spray, but it won't go away

i can't change my underwear, dunno what i'd find down there
maybe dickcheese, maybe poo, and if it's cheese, it's blue
i would like to feel my dong, but my arms are not that long
and my foreskin is too snug for that wiener-finger hug

you should be on fat
you should be on fat
they keep telling me
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my balls they itch, and i'm too fat to scratch
could be the crabs that hatch down in my pubic thatch
no, i know it's no creep, cause it would have to sleep
and it's jock around the clock and it's spreading to my....

i don't wanna see the doc cause it's too embarassing
i would have to spill the beans and tell him everything
on a search for navel lint under all thatfat
i'd lift, i'd clench, i'd squint, and pulled out a wooly hat

i should be on fat