i'm a member of the drunk tank- sometimes three
days a week- i'm a member of the drunk tank-
there's room reserved for me- happy hour is every
hour seven days a week- drinking is my game and i
do it sociably- every night the same old thing- i
get behind the wheel- i'm gonna stop at every bar
until i get my fill- something's wrong i'm waking
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/T9DV ]up out on the concrete floor- hey, excuse me
officer will you show me to the door- i'll pay a
fine and promise never again- and if i lose my
job- i'll be drinking by profession- lose my
license for a year is part of the consequence-
then enroll in a.a. with all my drinking friends-
it doesn't matter, it's o.k.- there's no need for
regrets- because i know in no time that i'll be
there again-