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Version 1 of Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics Amish Paradise (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/w/weird-al-yankovic/amish-paradise/...) Version 1 of the lyrics | |||||||||||||
| As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain | As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain | |||||||||||||
| I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain | I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain | |||||||||||||
| But that's just perfect for an Amish like me | But that's just perfect for an Amish like me | |||||||||||||
| 1 | You know, I shun fancy things like electricity | You know I shun fancy things like electricity | 1 | |||||||||||
| At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows | At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows | |||||||||||||
| Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool | Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool | |||||||||||||
| And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that | And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that | |||||||||||||
| Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone | Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone | |||||||||||||
| I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline | I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline | |||||||||||||
| Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin | Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin | |||||||||||||
| But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine | But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine | |||||||||||||
| Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 | Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 | |||||||||||||
| 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||
| We been spending most our lives | We been spending most our lives | |||||||||||||
| Living in an Amish paradise | Living in an Amish paradise | |||||||||||||
| I've churned butter once or twice | I've churned butter once or twice | |||||||||||||
| Living in an Amish paradise | Living in an Amish paradise | |||||||||||||
| It's hard work and sacrifice | It's hard work and sacrifice | |||||||||||||
| Living in an Amish paradise | Living in an Amish paradise | |||||||||||||
| 2 | We sell quilts at discount price | We sell quilts at a discount price | 2 | |||||||||||
| Living in an Amish paradise | Living in an Amish paradise | |||||||||||||
| A local boy kicked me in the butt last week | A local boy kicked me in the butt last week | |||||||||||||
| 3 | I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek | I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek | 3 | |||||||||||
| I really don't care, in fact I wish him well | I really don't care, in fact I wish him well | |||||||||||||
| 4 | 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off | 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell | 4 | |||||||||||
| 5 | when he's burning in hell | But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it | 5 | |||||||||||
| 6 | But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved | An Amish with a 'tude? | 6 | |||||||||||
| 7 | An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of | You know that's unheard of | 7 | |||||||||||
| I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat | I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat | |||||||||||||
| 8 | And my homies all I agree I look good in black... fool | And my homies agree | 8 | |||||||||||
| 1 | I really look good in black... fool | 1 | ||||||||||||
| If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears | If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears | |||||||||||||
| We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years | We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years | |||||||||||||
| But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare | But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare | |||||||||||||
| We're just technologically impaired | We're just technologically impaired | |||||||||||||
| There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar | There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar | |||||||||||||
| Not a single luxury | Not a single luxury | |||||||||||||
| Like Robinson Caruso | Like Robinson Caruso | |||||||||||||
| 9 | It's as primitave as can be | It's as primitive as can be | 9 | |||||||||||
| We been spending most our lives | We been spending most our lives | |||||||||||||
| 10 | Living in an Amish paradise | Living in an Amish Paradise | 10 | |||||||||||
| We're just plain and simple guys | We're just plain and simple guys | |||||||||||||
| 11 | Living in an Amish paradise | Living in an Amish Paradise | 11 | |||||||||||
| There's no time for sin and vice | There's no time for sin and vice | |||||||||||||
| 12 | Living in an Amish paradise | Living in an Amish Paradise | 12 | |||||||||||
| We don't fight, we all play nice | We don't fight, we all play nice | |||||||||||||
| 13 | Living in an Amish paradise | Living in an Amish Paradise | 13 | |||||||||||
| Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter | Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter | |||||||||||||
| 14 | Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another | Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter | 14 | |||||||||||
| 15 | Think you're really rightous? Think you're pure in heart? | Think you're really righteous? | 15 | |||||||||||
| 16 | Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art | Think you're pure in heart? | 16 | |||||||||||
| 2 | Well, I know I'm a million time as humble as thou art | 2 | ||||||||||||
| I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like | I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like | |||||||||||||
| On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife | On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife | |||||||||||||
| So don't be vain and don't be whiny | So don't be vain and don't be whiny | |||||||||||||
| 17 | Or else, my brother, I might just have to | Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie | 17 | |||||||||||
| 2 | get medieval on your heinie | 2 | ||||||||||||
| We been spending most our lives | We been spending most our lives | |||||||||||||
| 18 | Living in an Amish paradise | Living in an Amish Paradise | 18 | |||||||||||
| We're all crazy Mennonites | We're all crazy Mennonites | |||||||||||||
| 19 | Living in an Amish paradise | Living in an Amish Paradise | 19 | |||||||||||
| There's no cops or traffic lights | There's no cops or traffic lights | |||||||||||||
| 20 | Living in an Amish paradise | Living in an Amish Paradise | 20 | |||||||||||
| But you'd probably think it bites | But you'd probably think it bites | |||||||||||||
| Living in an Amish paradise | Living in an Amish Paradise | |||||||||||||
| 3 | 3 | |||||||||||||
| 4 | Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh | 4 | ||||||||||||
| 5 | ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch! | 5 | ||||||||||||
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