Weird Al Yankovic Callin' in Sick Lyrics:
Hit my snooze alarm for the
twenty seventh time
Just don't feel like goin'
to work - I think I'll call
my boss, then I'm
Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
Swear I got some strange disease
What's that little twerp gonna say
Hey

I'm callin' in sick today
Callin' in sick today

I could shine my pennies or
clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my
underwear wathing "Ernest
Goes To Camp"
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I'm not busy anyway
Hey
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I'm callin' in sick today
Callin' in sick today
Ain't goin' to work, no way
Callin' in sick today

I can do anything I want to
I am invincible now
I'm on fire, baby
I'm alive, I'm alive, can
you hear me, world?
I'm alive

Maybe I'll spend all day
staring at the sun
And trying not to squint
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from
My belly button lint
When I'm sick of takin' abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom's just seven digits away
Hey

I'm callin' in sick today
Callin' in sick today
Ain't gonna work, no way
Callin' in sick today
Lyrics: Callin' in Sick, Weird Al Yankovic [end]