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Current version of Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics Canadian Idiot (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/w/weird-al-yankovic/canadian/) Current version of the lyrics |
Version 1 of Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics Canadian Idiot (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/w/weird-al-yankovic/canadian/v1.htm...) Version 1 of the lyrics | |||||||||||
| 1 | Don't want to be a Canadian idiot | Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot | 1 | |||||||||
| 2 | Don’t want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut | Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut | 2 | |||||||||
| And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead? | And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead? | |||||||||||
| I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed | I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed | |||||||||||
| They all live on donuts and moose meat | They all live on donuts and moose meat | |||||||||||
| 3 | And they leave the house without packin' heat | And they leave the house without packing heat | 3 | |||||||||
| Never even bring their guns to the mall | Never even bring their guns to the mall | |||||||||||
| 4 | And you know what else is too funny | And you know what else is too funny? | 4 | |||||||||
| 5 | Their stupid monopoly money | Their stupid Monopoly money | 5 | |||||||||
| Can't take 'em seriously at all | Can't take 'em seriously at all | |||||||||||
| 6 | Well maple syrup and snow's what they export | Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export | 6 | |||||||||
| They treat curling just like it's a real sport | They treat curling just like it's a real sport | |||||||||||
| They think their silly accent is so cute | They think their silly accent is so cute | |||||||||||
| 7 | Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot | Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot | 7 | |||||||||
| 8 | Sure they got their national health care | Sure, they've got their national healthcare | 8 | |||||||||
| Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air | Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air | |||||||||||
| 9 | Then again well they got Celine Dion | Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion | 9 | |||||||||
| Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni | Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni | |||||||||||
| 10 | And dream of driving a Zamboni | And dream of drivin' a Zamboni | 10 | |||||||||
| All over Saskatchewan | All over Saskatchewan | |||||||||||
| 11 | Don't want to be a Canadian idiot | Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot | 11 | |||||||||
| Won't figure out the temperature in Celsius | Won't figure out the temperature in Celsius | |||||||||||
| 12 | See the map they're hovering right over us | See the map, they're hovering right over us | 12 | |||||||||
| 13 | Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous | Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous | 13 | |||||||||
| Always hear the same kind of story | Always hear the same kind of story | |||||||||||
| 14 | Break their nose and they'll just say sorry | Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!" | 14 | |||||||||
| 15 | Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite? | Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite? | 15 | |||||||||
| It's gotta mean they're all up to something | It's gotta mean they're all up to something | |||||||||||
| 16 | So quick before they see it coming | So quick, before they see it coming | 16 | |||||||||
| 17 | Time for a preemptive strike | Time for a pre-emptive strike | 17 | |||||||||
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