Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
Christmas Memories of Weird al Yankovic

Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. You know, some
of my favorite memories are those of
Christmastime. I still remember when I was a
little boy, just waiting for the big day. Mom
would be cooking up a mess of boysenberry and
tunafish burritos for our big Christmas dinner,
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and dad would be decorating the tree with little
bits of Spam. And then, the big day would finally
arrive. I'd stay up all night and wait for Santa,
a-and when he finally showed up, we'd all hold his
hands down in the waffle maker until he promised
to give us everything we wanted! Ah, yeah, those
were the days. Well, Merry Christmas everybody,
and, let's do lunch.