Weird Al Yankovic Weenie in a Bottle Lyrics:
It feels like I've been
alone too long,
With no girls around
My mamma's wondering.
Thinking of some way,
to release it.

I looked in the kitchen,
Saw some Crisco Oil,
And that's when my
blood started to boil,
Ooooooh yeah.

Ow, Ow, Ow!
(Uh oh!)
Ow, ow, ow!
(Oh God! What did I just do?)

No one wanted to be with me,
had to make my dreams come true
I wanted to have something,
I didn't know what to do.
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!

Stuck my weenie in a
bottle today,
Gonna shove it up
there all the way.
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
Oh no,
Can, can, someone
come help me out?

It's turning purple,
All the feelings gone,
Now where did I put that
friggin' phone?
Dialing 9-1-1!

Please pick up!
I'm in a lot of pain!
This was supposed to feel good,
Now I'm suffering,
Oh, please answer!

[Emergeny Services]
Denver 911, what is
your emergency?

Ow, Ow, ow!

[Emergency Services]
Hello?

Ow, ow, ow!

[Emergency Services]
Sir, what seems to
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be the problem?

No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to have something,
I didn't know what to do.

[Emergency Services]
Go on!

It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!

[Emergency Services]
You stuck your
weenie in a bottle,
Oh my!
You must be a really lonley guy.
You stuck your
weenie in a bottle,
That's a first!
Don't worry sir,
We're sending somebody out!
Hey Pam, this guy's
got his weenie stuck
in a bottle!

[Pam]
No way!

[Emergency Services]
He does!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, wait...
Sir, we're sending somebody out.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!

[firefighter]
He's in here,
Let's break the door down!

They break the door down.

[firefighter]
Oh my God!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Emergency Services]
No one wanted to be with him,
Had to make his dream come true,
He wanted to have something!

I didn't know what to do!

[firefighter]
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
He stuck his weenie in a bottle--

And now I can't get it out!

[firefighter]
Ok kid, relax
We're going to get this
thing off of ya!
OK, get ready,
PULL!

OWWWW!!

Stuck my weenie in a
bottle today,
Now, now, now I can't get it out!
Lyrics: Weenie in a Bottle, Weird Al Yankovic [end]