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	Current version of Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics Weenie in a Bottle (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/w/weird-al-yankovic/weenie-in-a-bot...) Current version of the lyrics						Version 1 of Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics Weenie in a Bottle (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/w/weird-al-yankovic/weenie-in-a-bot...) Version 1 of the lyrics
	It feels like I've been						It feels like I've been
	alone too long,						alone too long,
	With no girls around						With no girls around
	My mamma's wondering.						My mamma's wondering.
	Thinking of some way,						Thinking of some way,
	to release it.						to release it.
	I looked in the kitchen,						I looked in the kitchen,
	Saw some Crisco Oil,						Saw some Crisco Oil,
	And that's when my						And that's when my
1	blood started to boil,						bladder started to boil,	1
	Ooooooh yeah.						Ooooooh yeah.
	Ow, Ow, Ow!						Ow, Ow, Ow!
	(Uh oh!)						(Uh oh!)
	Ow, ow, ow!						Ow, ow, ow!
	(Oh God! What did I just do?)						(Oh God! What did I just do?)
	No one wanted to be with me,						No one wanted to be with me,
2	had to make my dreams come true						Had to make my dream come true,	2
3	I wanted to have something,						I wanted to hump something,	3
	I didn't know what to do.						I didn't know what to do.
	It seemed like a good idea,						It seemed like a good idea,
	And no one else was around,						And no one else was around,
	I stuck my weenie in a bottle,						I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
	And now I can't get it out!						And now I can't get it out!
	Stuck my weenie in a						Stuck my weenie in a
	bottle today,						bottle today,
	Gonna shove it up						Gonna shove it up
	there all the way.						there all the way.
	I stuck my weenie in a bottle,						I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
	Oh no,						Oh no,
	Can, can, someone						Can, can, someone
	come help me out?						come help me out?
	It's turning purple,						It's turning purple,
	All the feelings gone,						All the feelings gone,
	Now where did I put that						Now where did I put that
	friggin' phone?						friggin' phone?
	Dialing 9-1-1!						Dialing 9-1-1!
	Please pick up!						Please pick up!
	I'm in a lot of pain!						I'm in a lot of pain!
	This was supposed to feel good,						This was supposed to feel good,
	Now I'm suffering,						Now I'm suffering,
	Oh, please answer!						Oh, please answer!
	[Emergeny Services]						[Emergeny Services]
	Denver 911, what is						Denver 911, what is
	your emergency?						your emergency?
	Ow, Ow, ow!						Ow, Ow, ow!
	[Emergency Services]						[Emergency Services]
	Hello?						Hello?
	Ow, ow, ow!						Ow, ow, ow!
	[Emergency Services]						[Emergency Services]
	Sir, what seems to						Sir, what seems to
	be the problem?						be the problem?
	No one wanted to be with me,						No one wanted to be with me,
	Had to make my dream come true,						Had to make my dream come true,
4	I wanted to have something,						I wanted to hump something,	4
	I didn't know what to do.						I didn't know what to do.
	[Emergency Services]						[Emergency Services]
	Go on!						Go on!
	It seemed like a good idea,						It seemed like a good idea,
	And no one else was around,						And no one else was around,
	I stuck my weenie in a bottle,						I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
	And now I can't get it out!						And now I can't get it out!
	[Emergency Services]						[Emergency Services]
	You stuck your						You stuck your
	weenie in a bottle,						weenie in a bottle,
	Oh my!						Oh my!
5	You must be a really lonley guy.						You must feel    really lonley, guy.	5
	You stuck your						You stuck your
	weenie in a bottle,						weenie in a bottle,
	That's a first!						That's a first!
	Don't worry sir,						Don't worry sir,
	We're sending somebody out!						We're sending somebody out!
	Hey Pam, this guy's						Hey Pam, this guy's
	got his weenie stuck						got his weenie stuck
	in a bottle!						in a bottle!
	[Pam]						[Pam]
	No way!						No way!
	[Emergency Services]						[Emergency Services]
	He does!						He does!
	HAHAHAHAHA!						HAHAHAHAHA!
	Wait, wait...						Wait, wait...
	Sir, we're sending somebody out.						Sir, we're sending somebody out.
	AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!						AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!
6	[firefighter]						[Police]	6
	He's in here,						He's in here,
	Let's break the door down!						Let's break the door down!
	They break the door down.						They break the door down.
7	[firefighter]						[Police]	7
	Oh my God!						Oh my God!
	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!						HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
	[Emergency Services]						[Emergency Services]
	No one wanted to be with him,						No one wanted to be with him,
	Had to make his dream come true,						Had to make his dream come true,
8	He wanted to have something!						He wanted to hump something!	8
	I didn't know what to do!						I didn't know what to do!
9	[firefighter]						[Police]	9
	It seemed like a good idea,						It seemed like a good idea,
	And no one else was around,						And no one else was around,
	He stuck his weenie in a bottle--						He stuck his weenie in a bottle--
	And now I can't get it out!						And now I can't get it out!
10	[firefighter]						[Policeman]	10
	Ok kid, relax						Ok kid, relax
	We're going to get this						We're going to get this
	thing off of ya!						thing off of ya!
	OK, get ready,						OK, get ready,
	PULL!						PULL!
	OWWWW!!						OWWWW!!
	Stuck my weenie in a						Stuck my weenie in a
	bottle today,						bottle today,
	Now, now, now I can't get it out!						Now, now, now I can't get it out!

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