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	Current version of Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics Whatever You Like (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/w/weird-al-yankovic/whatever-you-li...) Current version of the lyrics						Version 1 of Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics Whatever You Like (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/w/weird-al-yankovic/whatever-you-li...) Version 1 of the lyrics
1	Hey girl, you know, our economy's in the toilet						Hey girl You know, our economy’s in the toilet	1
2	But I'm still gonna treat you right						But I´m still gonna treat you right	2
3	I said you can have whatever you like, if you like						I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like)	3
4	I said you can have whatever you like, if you like						I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like) Yeah	4
5	Yeah						Tatertots, Cold Duck on ice	5
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2	Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice							2
	And we can clip coupons all night						And we can clip coupons all night
6	And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like						And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like)	6
7	I said you can have whatever you like, if you like						I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like) Yeah	7
3	Yeah							3
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	Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please						Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please
8	Like Burger King or Mickey D's						Like Burger King or Mickey D’s	8
9	And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like						And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like)	9
10	I said you can even have the large fries, large fries						I said you can even have the large fries (Large Fries) Yeah	10
5	Yeah							5
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	Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy						Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
	When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-ply						When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-ply
	Want it, you can get it, my dear						Want it, you can get it, my dear
11	I got my Costco membership card right here						I got my Costco membership card right here,	11
12							Yeah You like Top Ramen? Need Top Ramen?	12
13	Yeah you like Top Ramen? Need Top Ramen?						Got a cupboard full of ‘em,	13
14	Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em comin'						I’ll                                    keep ‘em comin’	14
15	You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it						You want it, I got it, go get it,	15
16	Dump                 the flavor packet on it and eat it						just heat it dump the flavor packet	16
17							on it and eat it	17
	Pork and beans and Minute Rice						Pork and beans and Minute Rice
	And we can play cribbage all night						And we can play cribbage all night
18	And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like						And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like)	18
19	I said you can have whatever you like, if you like						I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like) Yeah	19
20	Yeah						I can take you to the Laundromat Downtown	20
21							And watch all the clothes go ‘round and ‘round	21
22	I           can take           you to the Laundromat downtown						Or baby we can go wherever you like (If You Like)	22
23	And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round						I said we can          go wherever you like (If You Like) Yeah	23
7	And baby we can go wherever you like, if you like							7
8	I said we can go wherever you like, if you like							8
9	Yeah							9
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	Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo						Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
	You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio						You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio
	Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold						Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold
24	Buy you a bagel even if it is a day old						Buy you a bagel even if it isn’t day-old	24
25							And you never ever gotta wear your sister’s old clothes	25
26	And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes						Long as I´m still assistant manager at Kinkos	26
11	Long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's							11
	Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl						Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
27	You ain't gotta pay me, that's the way that I roll						You ain’t gotta pay me, that’s the way that I roll	27
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	My chick can have what she want						My chick can have what she want
	At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want						At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want
28	I know girl, you ain't never had a man like that						I know girl, you ain’t never had a man like that	28
29	Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that						Who doesn’t make you buy generic brand like that,	29
30							Yeah You like my Hyundai? See my Hyundai?	30
13	Yeah you like my Hyundai? See my Hyundai?							13
	I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday						I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
31	But that's kinda far and I'm not made of cash						But that’s kinda far and I´m not made of cash	31
	Do you think you could chip in for gas?						Do you think you could chip in for gas?
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	Mac and cheese would be all right						Mac and cheese would be all right
32	But let's send out for pizza tonight						But let’s send out for pizza tonight	32
33	And you can order any toppings you like, if you like						And you can order any toppings you like (If You Like)	33
34	I said you can even have the last slice, last slice						I said you can even have the last slice (Last Slice) Yeah	34
35	Yeah						Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next door	35
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16	Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do', do'							16
	Now I can get free HBO						Now I can get free HBO
36	And baby you can watch whatever you like, if you like						And baby you can watch whatever you like (If You Like)	36
37	I said you can watch whatever you like, if you like						I said you can watch whatever you like (If You Like) Yeah	37
17	Yeah							17
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	And you can always ride the city bus						And you can always ride the city bus
	Got a stack of tokens just for us						Got a stack of tokens just for us
38	Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones						Yo, my wallet’s fat and full of ones	38
39	Yeah, it's all about the Washingtons, that's right						Yeah, it’s all about the Washingtons, That’s right	39
40							You want White Castle?	40
41	You want White Castle? Need White Castle?						Need White Castle?	41
42	Long as you got me it won't be no hassle						Long as you got me it won’t be no hassle	42
43	You want it, well get it, just don't be a hater						You want it, we’ll get it, just don’t be a hater	43
	If I grab a bunch of napkins for later						If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
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	Thrift store jeans, on sale half price						Thrift store jeans, on sale half price
	The underwear at Goodwill is nice						The underwear at Goodwill is nice
44	And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like						And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like)	44
45	I said you can have whatever you like, if you like						I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like) Yeah	45
20	Yeah							20
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	Baby I can give you anything you please						Baby I can give you anything you please
	Even share my government cheese						Even share my government cheese
46	And baby you can have as much as you like, if you like						And baby you can have as much as you like (If You Like)	46
47	I said you can go have as much as you like, if you like						I said you can go have as much as	47
48	Yeah						you like (If You Like) Yeah	48

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