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[Wyclef Jean]
I got it started to my face
I got it started to my face, right?
What you thought, there thought
There wasn'tenter deleted
gonna be no retaliation?enter added
Ha, ha, ha
You gotta be kiddin'! kiddin'
You call my name four times on a record?
Heh, heh!Hey, hey
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[Wyclef Jean]
Yo, "Return of Jack theenter deleted
Ripper," what? Nigga please
I'ma push you further back thanenter deleted
your hairline recedes
New York City, don't get it confused
Your song will last as long asenter deleted
your part in "Krush Groove"enter added
Body moves, the battles, bullets, the lesson
You right write about being a veteran, veteran but not a legend
Back from the war with thirty-two medals of honor
You claimin' underground but neverenter deleted
been to Bobbito the Barberenter added
Gimme them medals back, sinceenter deleted
you forgot how to rap
Call DJ Bobcat and ask himenter deleted
where them old records at
Like Channel Five karate, myenter deleted
kick is gonna reach ya
A new episode where the student kills the teacherenter added
Any last words before I send you to your dream?
Hold my hands and pray
[lyrics in Creole]
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You don't got knowledge yourself
So you don't know what that mean, a'ight? aight?
Who suped supped you up to do the record
record inIn the first place?enter added
It lacked taste, you get "Theenter deleted
Gas Face" like
Like 3rd Bass
L.L. stands for Lickin' Lyor, or Lickin' Lichty
Lickin' Lyles, Lickin' Labels, lickin' they ballsenter added
Under the conference room table
When you hear this record, you bound to go AWOL
I worked too hard, hard for this life is serious
This ain't bulls-eye, I ain't your target practiceenter added
So call Mr. Martin, I rarely kill often
But in this sound clash, I gotenter deleted
a bodybuilder's coffin
Back from Miami where your record got no heat
That's why your Def Jam interns call
it it, "Battle of the Beats"
You're weak nigga! nigga

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[Wyclef Jean]
Yo, this my question

[The Product]
What's your question?

[Chorus]
What's Clef got to do withenter deleted
this, got to do with this?
What's Clef?
I'm not a Bob Marley impostor
What's Clef got to do withenter deleted
this, got to do with this?
Tell your ghost writers, "Goenter deleted
write something better"

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[Wyclef Jean]
Guess who? Uh-oh, uh-oh Uh, oh, uh, oh
Here we go-o, uh-oh go, oh, uh, oh
Every two records you do scenario
You get the best MCs, how? To rhyme firstenter added
Of course you rap last, so youenter deleted
can show off your skirt
I guess guess, it didn't work on "4 3 2 on, "4, 3, 2, 1"
You got out done by Canibus the young gun
Your last weapon, weapon is to call out Wyclef Jeanenter added
Not knowing that you callin'enter deleted
fire for your cremation
Jammin' and cool, sumpthin' like youenter added
Jamaicans say, "L.L. a fool"
Kids wet too who do the pool
Let bells ring like Sunday school
L.L. Cool J is hard as hell?enter added
So hard at night he's Jezebel
I heard the teller, Himmemel
How you think he wrote the song?
Rock the bells! bells

[The Product]
Yo, Clef
I know you got styles, styles but getenter deleted
back to the issue kid
This is real! real

[Wyclef Jean]
Yo, don't get me angry, like theenter deleted
Hulk, I'll turn green
Your marriage is a cover up,
up 'cause you use Vaseline
Fun love of hip-hop, these lyrics got you steamed
Knowing damn well that bad menenter deleted
don't wear g-strings G-strings

Another side of Clef, the face youenter deleted
won't seein' oppressed
I even got the Devil
worshippers worshipers sayin', "God bless"
You star struck, struck and I'ma buck you like Carlito
And when they say, "Who did it?,"enter deleted
you tell them Benny Blancoenter added
Wyclef, preacher's son, check the revelation
Polygram buy Def Jam for twenty million
MCA buy Polygram for eleven billion
I come to Sony and get pimped byenter deleted
the Haitian-Siciliansenter added
And I'll even, get you an ad in in, "The Source"
You'll be the first rapper sellingenter deleted
products for hair loss
The W-Y-C-L-E-F, W Y C L E F, Wyclef
The return of Jack 'Jack the Ripper Ripper' wasenter deleted
only to meet his deathenter added
The next time, you wanna dis me for kicks
Get off my dick, go somewhere andenter deleted
lick your lips, bitch!

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[The Product]
Rest in peace! peace

[Chorus]
What's Clef got to do withenter deleted
this, got to do with this?
What's Clef?
I'm not a muscle man impostor
What's Clef got to do withenter deleted
this, got to do with this?enter added
Watch what you ask for, for 'causeenter deleted
you just might get it

[Naomi Campbell]
Yo, this is Naomi Campbell chillin' with Wyclef
I just wanna tell you L.L., your record is wack
L.L., why don't you just give up?

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