Gimmie a one-on-one Mexican standoff with Satan
I'll bite his nose off and spit it back into his face
Rip his horns out by the roots and then decapitate ‘im
Give him some of his own shit-bitter medicine to taste

If you see him, you'd better try to flee him
If he starts to speak, you'd better turn the other cheek
When he tries to deprave ya, I'm the only one who’ll save ya
Look out Lucifer – I gotcha! I am the Satan Catcher!

Gimmie a ten-minute no-holds-barred session with Satan
I'll pull his tail till he squeals and starts begging to die
Grab his legs under my armpits and twist till I break ‘em
Bind him in burning barbed wire and then spit in his eye

If you see him, you'd better try to flee him
If he starts to speak, you'd better turn the other cheek and run
When he tries to deprave ya, I'm the only one who’ll save ya
Look out Lucifer – I gotcha! I am the Satan Catcher!

Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/pwU8I got a kung fu disc halo studded with hot nails
And I got an angel’s wings that can fire sidewinder missiles
And I got a shitload of dynamite packed in my Bible
The cross around my neck spits napalm

If you see him, you'd better try to flee him
If he starts to speak, you'd better turn the other cheek
When he tries to deprave ya, I'm the only one who’ll save ya
Look out Lucifer – I gotcha! I am the Satan Catcher!

Realize you guilty swine that Satan is within you
You are his vehicle when he traverses the earth
I got a job to do and if you get hurt, well... sorry
But exorcism comes with the pain and blood of rebirth

If you see me, you'd better try to flee me
If I start to grin, you'd better give up hope and just give in
Cos though I'm sure to save, ya gonna fill an early grave, yeah
Look out human dogs – I gotcha! I am the Satan Catcher!